I don't like people who take drugs... customs men for example.

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.

Keep it simple, keep it sexy, keep it sad.

The reason kids like rock 'n roll is their parents don't.

I always had this thirst for excitement.

It's so boring to just hire a fancy caterer and have them do everything.

My last boyfriend used to always tell me, 'Grow up.' But I say, Why?

My mother is from Paris, so she was quite a fashion plate. I always had that French influence at home.

No matter what you do, black lace tends to look a little Spanish.

When I walk out on the street, I want to see everybody wearing my clothes.

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.