I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.

I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

I would love to try action films.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.