Bloke Quotes

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.

You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.''