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Born: 1945-02-04
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Tags: Children, Funny, Won

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Tags: Funny, Girl, Looking

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Tags: Golf, Stand, Television

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

Tags: Successful

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

Tags: Attached, Mike, Stop

We're careful not to saturate people.

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Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

Tags: Another, Put, Show

I hope that people will realize that the struggle to make a life better with a sibling is worth it.

Tags: Hope, Life, Struggle

To be able to go the distance with a brother or sister, to have them turn into your ally, is about the greatest thing that can ever happen to you.

Tags: Able, Greatest, Happen

Traveling in India gives you a chance to observe a renaissance.

Tags: Chance, India, Observe

Now in India, a village boy who has worked his way up to work at a call center, or if he gets a job working even as a busboy in a Taj or an Oberoi hotel, he'll put on his wedding announcement with pride, 'Busboy at the Taj' or 'Call center, Office Tiger.'

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