Drinks Quotes

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.