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Ellen DeGeneres's Quotes

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Born: 1958-01-26
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of Ellen DeGeneres

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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.

Tags: Off, Small, Until

People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.

Tags: Gossip, Industry, Love

Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule.

Tags: Faith, School, Sunday

The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball.

Tags: Ball, Influenced, Reason

I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.

Tags: Funny, Honest, Strange

I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.

Tags: Dairy, Goes, Vegan

I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.

Tags: Clothes, Love, Somebody

I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth at dinner parties. It was very blousy.

Tags: Dinner, Show, Time

Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point when I don't do this for a living - I'll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.

Tags: Design, Love, Work

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar.

Tags: Life, Priorities, Winning

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are what make us unique. And that's what I know for sure... I think.

Tags: Fun, Give, Happen

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

Tags: Good, Home, Working

I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to meditate, but it's really hard for me to stay still. I'd like to try to force myself to do it, because everybody says how wonderful meditation is for you, but I can't shut my mind up. So patience and learning is the key.

Tags: Learning, Mind, Patience

Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.

Tags: Freedom, Love, Sleep

I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.

Tags: Good, Matter, Working

People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that's not dangerous for them. There's a lot of poisonous stuff that they're putting in a lot of that food, those by-products.

Tags: Food, Love, Put

I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

Tags: Done, Good, Love

I think anybody who wants to be president has to be a politician, but I would like to find somebody who's coming from a loving place instead of a political place.

Tags: Place, Political, President

I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left.

Tags: Kids, Saying, Sex

We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

Tags: Holy, Home, Sleep

I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called.

Tags: Care, Love, Marriage

Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.' I'd never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I'd last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things.

Tags: Friends, Mind, Spiritual

The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known.

Tags: America, Time, Travel
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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.

Tags: Old, Show, Woman

Comedy can be, especially in a writer's room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. It's not a nurturing place. It's not like a lot of women are going to say, I can't wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writer's room until 2 or 3 a.m.

Tags: Hard, Place, Women

I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of wonder who they were and what they were. There's a guy - I don't know who he is, but he's wearing a suit. He's got his arms folded, and he looks like he sold insurance or something. I'm just wondering why someone painted him.

Tags: Him, Someone, Why

I do have ADD and in real life, I'm all over the place and can hardly focus. If we were talking for, for more than an hour or so, I'd start drifting off... I can't sit still too long.

Tags: Focus, Life, Real

I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor's wife right now.

Tags: Men, School, Wife

I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I've written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.

Tags: Fun, Music, Work

I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and managers will encourage you not to say what political party you belong to, what you eat, what you don't eat, who you sleep with and all that stuff.

Tags: Political, Sleep, Time

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.

Tags: Hard, Trying, Women

I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getting rid of stuff. I'm not crazy. I also move so that I never have to wash any windows.

Tags: Crazy, Past, Purpose

My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not. But I believe in God, and that there's a higher power and an intelligence that's bigger than us and that we can rely on. It's not just us, thinking we are the ones in control of everything. That idea gives me support.

Tags: God, Mom, Power

No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.

Tags: Funny, Respect, Time

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.

Tags: Children, Love, Thought

The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can be influenced by people. I was influenced by Steve Martin and Bob Newhart and Woody Allen, but I never tried to be someone else. I always tried to be myself. And the reason people are successful is they're unique.

Tags: Someone, Successful, Try

There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now.

Tags: Job, Time, Understand

Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up the show because people thought no one would watch it because I'm openly gay.

Tags: Gay, Thought, Trying

When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistakenly thought that if I was famous then everyone would love me.

Tags: Famous, Good, Love

While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses.

Tags: Success, Thought, Wanted

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Tags: Funny, Hell, She

So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.

Tags: Bad, Marriage, Relationship

Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.

Tags: Equality, Honesty, Kindness

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Tags: Beautiful, Mom, Mother

The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.

Tags: Fear, Happiness, Joy

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Tags: Feelings, Funny, Laugh

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Tags: Ask, Child, Funny

I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.

Tags: Gay, Raised

I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we're all put on this planet for a purpose, and we all have a different purpose... When you connect with that love and that compassion, that's when everything unfolds.

Tags: Hard, Love, Work

If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.

Tags: Kindness, Love, Powerful

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

Tags: God, Light, Said

Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.

Tags: Away, Run, Somebody

I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights.

Tags: Care, Human, Political

I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.

Tags: Another, Judge, Truth

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Tags: Barbie, Cut, Funny

I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me has taught me compassion.

Tags: Bad, Compassion, Learned

I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older, I was like, 'Well no, everything's not fine. There is stuff that's sad.' I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.

Tags: Older, Sad, Sometimes

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Tags: Hell, She, Today

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

Tags: Eyes, Others, Yourself

I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I'm a human trying to make it through in this world.

Tags: Beautiful, Human, Peace

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Tags: Holidays, Says

Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.

Tags: Put, Soul, Truth

If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.

Tags: Good, Move, Stuff

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.

Tags: Crazy, Forget, Time

I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.

Tags: Lesbian, Vegetarian

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.

Tags: Happiness, Inspirational, Soul

Raising children is an uncertain thing; success is reached only after a life of battle and worry.

Tags: Children, Life, Success

Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.

Tags: Men, Trust, Worth

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.

Tags: Deeds, Good, Sins

It is greed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Tags: Greed, Listen, Talking

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

Tags: Else, Opinion, Space

Throw moderation to the winds, and the greatest pleasures bring the greatest pains.

Tags: Bring, Greatest, Moderation

The wrongdoer is more unfortunate than the man wronged.

Tags: Wronged

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

Tags: Makes, Poor, Rich

Good means not merely not to do wrong, but rather not to desire to do wrong.

Tags: Good, Rather, Wrong

If thou suffer injustice, console thyself; the true unhappiness is in doing it.

Tags: Injustice, Suffer, True

It is better to destroy one's own errors than those of others.

Tags: Destroy, Errors, Others

Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.

Tags: Chance, Fruit, Universe

Hope of ill gain is the beginning of loss.

Tags: Beginning, Hope, Loss

Men should strive to think much and know little.

Tags: Men, Strive

It is godlike ever to think on something beautiful and on something new.

Tags: Beautiful, Godlike

I would rather discover one true cause than gain the kingdom of Persia.

Tags: Cause, Rather, True

Now as of old the gods give men all good things, excepting only those that are baneful and injurious and useless. These, now as of old, are not gifts of the gods: men stumble into them themselves because of their own blindness and folly.

Tags: Give, Good, Men