Fart Quotes

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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Tags: Dumb, Time ✍ Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

Tags: Gratuitous, Joke ✍ Author: Harold Ramis

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

Tags: Age, Role ✍ Author: Donald Sutherland

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