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Born: 1944-11-01
Profession: Musician
Nation: American
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

Tags: Both, Heart, Jesus

Young people are the key to this election.

Tags: Election, Key, Young

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Tags: Admit, Drinking, Swallow

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

Tags: Happy, Life, Remember

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

Tags: Hair, Place, Show

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Tags: Number, Taxes, Texas

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Tags: Keep, Oklahoma, War

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

Tags: Bad, Except, Sign

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

Tags: Prayer, School, Tell

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Tags: Care, Women, Young

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

Tags: Change, Changed, Life

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Tags: Mark, Students, Test

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

Tags: Life, Spirit, Value

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Tags: Getting, Screwed, System

We were a country band with a social conscience.

Tags: Conscience, Country, Social

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

Tags: Ballot, Creative

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Tags: Governor, Number, Telephone

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Tags: Another, Patron, Saint

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

Tags: Country, Leave, Rights

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Tags: Gay, Marriage, Support

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Tags: Love, Money, Pet

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Tags: Done, Honest, Work

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Tags: Beauty, Beer, Eye

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Tags: Possessive, Remember, Singular

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Tags: God, May, Respect

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

Tags: Happy, Life, Possible

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Tags: Design, Texas

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Tags: Love, May, Money

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Tags: Become, Enough, Far

I see an issue I like, and I support it.

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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

Tags: Democrats, Guy, Mirror

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

Tags: Bad, Guys, Put

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Tags: Apologize, Here, Truth

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

Tags: Demand, Elected, Recount

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

Tags: God, Saying, Texas

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Tags: Hell, Musicians, State

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

Tags: Books, Days, Read

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

Tags: Education, Public, Winning

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Tags: Financial, Life, Pleasure

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Tags: Conquer, Demons, Struggle

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Tags: Home, Jesus, Job

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

Tags: Apologize, Intimidate, Try

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

Tags: Agenda, Apologize

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Tags: Experience, Politics, Worse