Landlady Quotes

To be famous, in fact, one has only to kill one's landlady.

Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that? Well, he gets it from the landlady once a month.

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything.

My landlady, who is only a tailor's widow, reads her Milton; and tells me, that her late husband first fell in love with her on this very account: because she read Milton with such proper emphasis.