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Born: 1970-11-18
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

Tags: Honest, Quite, Run

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

Tags: Almost, Mess, Younger

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.

Tags: Follow, Hollywood, Suit

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.

Tags: Black, Mother, Respect

I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.

Tags: Good, Life, Young

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

Tags: Friend, Heart, Why

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

Tags: Black, Laugh, Night

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff.

Tags: Mean, School, Working

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

Tags: Give, God, Life

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

Tags: Care, Looking, Real

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

Tags: Fun, Good, Humble

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.

Tags: Blessed, Great, Humble

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

Tags: Die, Living, Serious

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

Tags: Marriages, Wedding

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

Tags: Humor, Life, Sense

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

Tags: Best, Develop, Gonna

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

Tags: Here, Work, Working

Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie.

Tags: Black, Nice, Struggle

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

Tags: Friend, Him, Why

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?

Tags: Mean, Project, Together

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

Tags: Learned, Together, Words

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check.

Tags: Men, Sunday, Waiting

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

Tags: Experience, Family, Life
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I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

Tags: Dude, Why

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Tags: Comedy, Left, Since

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

Tags: Death, Him, Love

I used to be a dusty little child.

Tags: Child, Dusty, Used

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

Tags: Learn, Old, School

I would love to play Magnum P.I.

Tags: Love

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

Tags: Richard, Story, Telling

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Tags: Bills, Comedy, Paying

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

Tags: Coming, Getting, Losses
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