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Born: 1959-04-22
Profession: Actor
Nation: American
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Never trust sheep.

Tags: Sheep, Trust

Back off or the lizard gets it!

Tags: Lizard, Off

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Tags: Banana, Eating, Interrupt

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Tags: Backwards, Confession, Priest

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

Tags: Caucasian, Rap, Sensation

The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.

Tags: America, Fool, Living

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Tags: Dark, Earth, Room

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

Tags: Control, Great, Remember

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

Tags: Disney, Threw, Walt

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

Tags: Car, Happen, Place

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

Tags: Green, Home, Time

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

Tags: Multiple, President, United

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Tags: Fish

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

Tags: Wife, Woman

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

Tags: Tall

If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

Tags: Mother, Woman

That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

Tags: Eat, Raw, Worms

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

Tags: Beyond, Door, Sky

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

Tags: Best, Love, May

I began to see during the civil war, in that part of the states of Missouri and Kansas where the doctors were shut out, the children did not die.

Tags: Children, Die, War

Of what value is a mind when placed in the brain of a coward? If mind is a gift of God to man for his use, let him use it. A mind is not in use when doing no good.

Tags: God, Good, Mind

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

Tags: Cat, Desire, Lightly

My father was a progressive farmer, and was always ready to lay aside an old plough if he could replace it with one better constructed for its work. All through life, I have ever been ready to buy a better plough.

Tags: Father, Life, Work

You find that all men are successes or failures. Success is the stamp of truth. I will say all men who fail to place their feet on the dome of facts do so by not sieving all truth and throwing the faulty to one side.

Tags: Men, Success, Truth

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