Vodka Quotes

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.