Andy Dick's Quotes

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

I believed in God my whole life.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?