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When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I'm doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it's so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.

Tags: Job, Time  ✍ Author: Ben Affleck

People expect me to cry, but I always laugh when things go wrong.

Tags: Cry, Wrong  ✍ Author: Christina Aguilera

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Tags: God, Him  ✍ Author: Woody Allen

Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.

Tags: May, Travel  ✍ Author: Maya Angelou

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

Tags: Neighbors, Turn  ✍ Author: Jane Austen

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Tags: Die, Night  ✍ Author: Abraham Lincoln

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.

Tags: Selfish, Wisdom  ✍ Author: Khalil Gibran

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

Tags: Children, Wisdom  ✍ Author: Khalil Gibran

It's all make believe, isn't it?

Tags: Girl, Her  ✍ Author: Marilyn Monroe

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

Tags: Die, Revenge  ✍ Author: William Shakespeare

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Tags: Father  ✍ Author: William Shakespeare

TV is so seductive with a great workday. You're going to work and making people laugh, and that's fantastic.

Tags: Great, Work  ✍ Author: Howard Bach

I have seen the day, when, if a man made himself ridiculous, the world would laugh at him. But now, everything that is mean, disgusting, and absurd, pleases them but so much the better!

Tags: Him, Mean  ✍ Author: Philip James Bailey

One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don't mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour.

Tags: Fear, Mean  ✍ Author: Colin Baker

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

Tags: Funny, Laughter  ✍ Author: Stephen Baker

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really.

Tags: Someone, Wanted  ✍ Author: Stephen Baker

If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character?

Tags: Able, Character  ✍ Author: Eric Bana

I'd say I'm the opposite of someone that has the urge to stand in front of strangers and make them laugh, but the idea of getting up and telling a story and people finding it amusing always appealed to me.

Tags: Idea, Someone  ✍ Author: Eric Bana

The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh - is Jimmy Byrnes from 'Wiseguy.' Jimmy - we can't be in the same room together. He knows he can make me laugh just by looking at me.

Tags: Again, Together  ✍ Author: Jonathan Banks
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Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.

Tags: Child, Him  ✍ Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Tags: Friends, May  ✍ Author: Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

 ✍ Author: Erma Bombeck

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

Tags: Crying, Him  ✍ Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.

Tags: Joy, Voice  ✍ Author: Lord Byron

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Tags: Cheap, Medicine  ✍ Author: Lord Byron

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

Tags: Famous, Show  ✍ Author: Meg Cabot

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.

Tags: Broken, Him  ✍ Author: James Cagney

My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.

Tags: Relatives, Used  ✍ Author: Taylor Caldwell

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

Tags: Often, Until  ✍ Author: Jeanne Calment

I've been acting since second grade, telling stories, making my parents laugh here and there, so I'm hoping my 'thing' is acting. But I also make a really good bread pudding.

Tags: Good, Parents  ✍ Author: Anna Camp

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.

Tags: Funny, Great  ✍ Author: Neve Campbell

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.

Tags: Mischief, Sense  ✍ Author: Eric Cantona

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

Tags: Someone, Time  ✍ Author: Steve Carell

I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh.

Tags: Direction, Team  ✍ Author: Rod Carew

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

Tags: Forget, Troubles  ✍ Author: Drew Carey

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Tags: Said, Someone  ✍ Author: Drew Carey

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Tags: Change, Trying  ✍ Author: Drew Carey

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

Tags: Career, Cry  ✍ Author: Jim Carrey

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Tags: Able, Pain  ✍ Author: Charlie Chaplin

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

Tags: Funny, Why  ✍ Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton

People laugh at me because I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Tags: Tomorrow  ✍ Author: Anton du Beke

It makes me laugh when I hear a guy talking about being in touch with his feminine side. But I gravitate towards women; I identify with them. And I do cry very easily, more and more as I get older.

Tags: Makes, Women  ✍ Author: Willem Dafoe

I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.

Tags: Good, Rather  ✍ Author: Jim Dale

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

Tags: Lose, Power  ✍ Author: Clarence Darrow

Never give up. Laugh a lot. Be good to others.

Tags: Give, Good  ✍ Author: James Dashner

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

Tags: Off, Remember  ✍ Author: Bette Davis

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Tags: Feelings, Funny  ✍ Author: Ellen DeGeneres

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Tags: Drunk, Old  ✍ Author: Johnny Depp

My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.

Tags: Life, Real  ✍ Author: Phyllis Diller

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

Tags: Human, Secret  ✍ Author: Walt Disney

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

Tags: Good, May  ✍ Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

My little boy Sonny makes me laugh all the time. He has good comedic timing.

Tags: Good, Time  ✍ Author: Sophie Ellis Bextor

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Tags: Dogs, Pet  ✍ Author: Max Eastman

It only works because we still amuse each other. After we have been working with other people, it is so refreshing to laugh unreservedly when we are back together again.

Tags: After, Together  ✍ Author: Adrian Edmondson

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

Tags: Fun, Writing  ✍ Author: Adrian Edmondson

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh.

Tags: Else, Fact  ✍ Author: Adrian Edmondson

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Tags: Off, Unless  ✍ Author: Adrian Edmondson

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Tags: Done, Yourself  ✍ Author: Bob Edwards

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

Tags: Love, Serious  ✍ Author: Carmen Electra

Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh, and that's definitely a challenge.

Tags: Challenge, Comedy  ✍ Author: Jenna Elfman

I just think it's fun to remind people that good television has exited and it can exist again and just to give them pleasure and enjoy it and make them laugh.

Tags: Fun, Good  ✍ Author: Jenna Elfman

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

Tags: Courage, Laughter  ✍ Author: Linda Ellerbee

I want to make people laugh.

 ✍ Author: Abby Elliott

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Tags: End, Humor  ✍ Author: Eminem

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.

Tags: Often  ✍ Author: Nora Ephron

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.

Tags: Depression, Off  ✍ Author: Siobhan Fahey

I really, really love music. I'm affected by it and uplifted by it, and made to laugh and cry, and almost fall in love with the person who has made me feel so brilliant and communicated so profoundly to me.

Tags: Love, Music  ✍ Author: Siobhan Fahey

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

Tags: Funny, Give  ✍ Author: Jimmy Fallon

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

Tags: Normally, Serious  ✍ Author: Jimmy Fallon

I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long.

Tags: Enough, Love  ✍ Author: Anna Faris

One of the things that comedy has given me over the years is a really good ability to laugh at myself and to not take things that don't matter too much too seriously. I feel that very little offends me anymore and I'm really grateful for that because I think I was a pretty uptight little kid.

Tags: Good, Pretty  ✍ Author: Anna Faris

People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

Tags: Bad, Time  ✍ Author: Chris Farley

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

Tags: Far, Idiot  ✍ Author: Louis Farrakhan

I'll be in Los Angeles for two weeks and I'll have a laugh, get battered and have a buzz, but at the end of the day, I'll go home. It's just me earning a few more stories to tell everyone at home and all.

Tags: End, Home  ✍ Author: Colin Farrell

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

Tags: Fun, Wife  ✍ Author: Brett Favre

Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that we think is a little better - but not put you down or just perplex you in the process.

Tags: Put, Try  ✍ Author: Paul Feig

Yeah, you know, I like to throw myself on the sword so that others may feel better about themselves. I tell the stories that you all want to forget, but when you remember it, it hopefully makes you laugh.

Tags: Forget, May  ✍ Author: Paul Feig

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

Tags: Able, Acting  ✍ Author: Paul Feig

You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.

Tags: Energy, Wait  ✍ Author: Sherilyn Fenn

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

Tags: Aware, Creepy  ✍ Author: Craig Ferguson

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

Tags: Her, Knew  ✍ Author: Sarah Ferguson

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

Tags: Funny, Somebody  ✍ Author: Abel Ferrara

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

Tags: Behavior, Makes  ✍ Author: Will Ferrell

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Tags: Her, Old  ✍ Author: Tina Fey

Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.

Tags: After, Trying  ✍ Author: Tina Fey

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.

Tags: Fear, Happy  ✍ Author: Jean de La Fontaine

The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.

Tags: Mean, Walk  ✍ Author: Michael J. Fox

I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.

 ✍ Author: Morgan Freeman

When a book is alive, really alive, you feel it. You put it to your ear here, and you feel it breathe, sometimes laugh, sometimes cry, just like a person, a little person.

Tags: Book, Put  ✍ Author: Eduardo Galeano

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.

Tags: Good, Powerful  ✍ Author: Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

Tags: Funny, Put  ✍ Author: Zach Galifianakis

I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.

Tags: Vocabulary  ✍ Author: Gallagher

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Tags: Fight, Win  ✍ Author: Mahatma Gandhi

I love hearing people laugh.

Tags: Hearing, Love  ✍ Author: James Gandolfini

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then certain people are going to love it just because they need a laugh.

Tags: Creative, Love  ✍ Author: Sunil Gangopadhyay

The first thing I read was of my character on the phone talking to Sydney's fiance. Though short, it was so beautifully written, and it made me laugh. I thought if I wanted to play a character, this would be it.

Tags: Character, Thought  ✍ Author: Victor Garber

You start realizing that maybe you're the one night a month that people have out, and they don't need to hear your political views or how dark you can get. They just want to laugh for an hour and go home. Once I wrapped my head around that, my act evolved accordingly.

Tags: Home, Political  ✍ Author: Billy Gardell

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

Tags: Done, Here  ✍ Author: Paul Gascoigne

It's good to laugh at times that feel inappropriate.

Tags: Good, Times  ✍ Author: Elizabeth Gaskell

We are not here to laugh.

Tags: Here  ✍ Author: Charles de Gaulle

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