I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I'm filthy rich!

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

It's nice when little teams win.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.