I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.

I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.

I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it.

I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.

I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do.

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with.

I loved writing 'Two Brothers' more than anything else I have written. It's the first book I've written that I've always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.