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Frank Carson's Profile

Brief about Frank Carson: By info that we know Frank Carson was born at 1926-11-06. And also Frank Carson is Irish Comedian.

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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Tags: Heart, Marriage, Wife

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Tags: Between, Difference, Wife

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Tags: Best, Funny, Him

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

Tags: Again, British, Said

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Tags: Car, Engine, Heard

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

Tags: Health, Old, Worry
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