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Groucho Marx's Profile

Brief about Groucho Marx: By info that we know Groucho Marx was born at 1970-01-01. And also Groucho Marx is American Comedian.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Tags: Bed, Medical, Running

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Tags: Evening, Perfectly, Wonderful

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Tags: Remember, Sex, Time

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

Tags: Book, Good, Read

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Tags: Poverty, State, Worked

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Tags: Speak

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Tags: America, Read, Started

Humor is reason gone mad.

Tags: Humor, Mad, Reason

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Tags: Next, Talk, Time

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Tags: Boss, Goes, Time

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Tags: Heard, Obscene, Women

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Tags: Book, Laughter, Moment

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Tags: Evening, Perfectly, Wonderful

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Tags: Age, Born, Early

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Tags: Military, Terms

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

Tags: Ask, Him, Honest

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Tags: Good, Hate, Leaving

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

Tags: Actually, Days, September

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Tags: Again, Stop, Story

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Tags: Eyes
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