Henny Youngman's Profile
Brief about Henny Youngman: By info that we know Henny Youngman was born at 1906-03-16. And also Henny Youngman is American Comedian.Henny Youngman's quotation" section for more.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.Tags: Another, Doctor, Him
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!Tags: Him, Son, Time
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.Tags: Afford, Doctor, Medical
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.Tags: Living, Mother, She
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.Tags: Anniversary, Love, Wife
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.Tags: Car, Gift, Pay
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.Tags: Army, Himself, Time
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.Tags: God
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