Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.

You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.

I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposure, get their feet wet, and also pay the bills. So anytime you can be a part of a wonderful, fun commercial, that's just a bonus.

Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

I do date quite frequently.

I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

I just like making people laugh.

I like hanging out with people.

I love acting. I love performing.

I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

I will always smell good.

I write short stories. I write every day.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

I'm just a normal guy.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I've been acting since 2002, around about there.