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Jeremy Clarkson's Profile

Brief about Jeremy Clarkson: By info that we know Jeremy Clarkson was born at 1960-04-11. And also Jeremy Clarkson is English Journalist.

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Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.

Tags: Available, Space, Writing

I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?

Tags: Children, Mother, Why

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

Tags: Fact, Funny

I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.

Tags: Children, Loved, Quite

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Tags: Ask, Capable, Wife

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.

Tags: Ambition, Dangerous, Life

I have a pathological terror of falling through ice. I nearly drowned once. I fell off a boat and got a cramp, and was rescued by an oil-rig diver, a great bear of a man who simply leant into the water and scooped me out with one finger.

Tags: Great, Off, Once

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.

Tags: Best, Stupid, Truth

The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian.

Tags: Black, Lesbian, Problem

When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be.

Tags: Bit, Lord, Wanted

You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.

Tags: Against, Somebody, Story
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