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A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.

Tags: Both, Truth  ✍ Author: Joseph Addison

I just had lunch with Slash two days ago. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn't created because of some stupid grudge. That's a shame.

Tags: Great, Music  ✍ Author: Steven Adler

When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality.

Tags: Actions, Quality  ✍ Author: Theodor Adorno

Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

Tags: Law, Until  ✍ Author: Louis Agassiz

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Tags: Gentleman, Good  ✍ Author: Jane Austen

Fear is stupid. So are regrets.

Tags: Fear, Regrets  ✍ Author: Marilyn Monroe

Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.

Tags: Love, Men  ✍ Author: Marilyn Monroe

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Tags: Motives, Whenever  ✍ Author: Oscar Wilde

Such a faith would be fatal to my reason, to my liberty, and even to the success of my undertakings; it would immediately transform me into a stupid slave, an instrument of the will and interests of others.

Tags: Faith, Success  ✍ Author: Mikhail Bakunin

All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that I didn't finish and maybe some old bicycle that I found lying around on set.

Tags: Found, Old  ✍ Author: Christian Bale

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.

Tags: Love, Woman  ✍ Author: Honore de Balzac

When I was a kid, I would do stupid things on my bike. I'd jump any ramp, I'd jump over people, I'd jump over things - always crashing, never hurting myself badly but always wanting to take physical risks.

Tags: Hurting, Kid  ✍ Author: Eric Bana

I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

Tags: Morning, Sex  ✍ Author: Antonio Banderas

It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid.

Tags: Good, Land  ✍ Author: Ray Bradbury

I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.

Tags: Bull, Rode  ✍ Author: James Caan

I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to.

Tags: Stuff  ✍ Author: Scott Caan

Stupid people are ruining America.

Tags: America, Ruining  ✍ Author: Herman Cain

God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause.

Tags: Free, God  ✍ Author: Orson Scott Card

The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.

Tags: Education, Knowledge  ✍ Author: Orson Scott Card

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are.

Tags: Children, Smart  ✍ Author: Steve Carell

Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid.

Tags: Children, Kids  ✍ Author: Steve Carell

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Tags: Funny, Parents  ✍ Author: Jim Carrey

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

Tags: Books, Mirror  ✍ Author: George Washington Carver

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Tags: Enough, Money  ✍ Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton

The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.

Tags: Experience, Wise  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Tags: Funny, Wise  ✍ Author: Bill Cosby

Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don't put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It's something you're supposed to do. Now, you can't go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That's stupid.

Tags: Put, Yourself  ✍ Author: Luciano De Crescenzo

Ever since I was 7 years old, I was writing. I remember being in the basement of my house, this dank, horrible basement, putting on plays with not-very-willing participants, and I would promise kids in the neighborhood that I'd play Nintendo 64 with them after we'd rehearse this stupid play that I wrote.

Tags: Remember, Writing  ✍ Author: John Francis Daley

I knew her work very well and I knew that if she offered me a role in her movie, it wouldn't be something stupid. So I agreed to do the film before I read the script.

Tags: Her, Work  ✍ Author: Beatrice Dalle

If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another.

Tags: Family, Try  ✍ Author: Joe Dante

You don't get old being stupid.

Tags: Old  ✍ Author: Chili Davis

I once wrote that anybody who believes the world is only 6,000 years old is either ignorant, stupid, insane or wicked.

Tags: Old, Once  ✍ Author: Richard Dawkins

Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.

Tags: Bad, Good  ✍ Author: John Dewey

I enjoy popularisation and I think I'm reasonably good at it. I also think it's a duty. It's just so pedagogically stupid to forget how difficult one found these ideas oneself to begin with.

Tags: Forget, Good  ✍ Author: Terry Eagleton

I've got a 27-inch waist. Before, I was stupid smaller. Finding clothes in the South was impossible.

Tags: Finding, Impossible  ✍ Author: Justin Townes Earle

You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.

Tags: Men, School  ✍ Author: Clint Eastwood

If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.

Tags: Good, Hate  ✍ Author: Roger Ebert

I got as much information as I could, so I wouldn't look stupid, but this is a post 9/11 world and there's only so much you can do with the FBI in terms of research.

Tags: Post, Research  ✍ Author: Aaron Eckhart

Some movies, I think, present ideas of the world that just don't help people with their lives. They just present things that are fleeting or stupid. So that's what I'm careful about - making sure I'm part of something that is saying something that I think is valuable in the world of people, not necessarily in the world of art.

Tags: Art, Movies  ✍ Author: Alden Ehrenreich

I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, 'I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn't let them put that shirt on me.'

Tags: Hate, Wish  ✍ Author: Jesse Eisenberg

As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental.

Tags: Actor, Open  ✍ Author: Jesse Eisenberg

The war on drugs is wrong, both tactically and morally. It assumes that people are too stupid, too reckless, and too irresponsible to decide whether and under what conditions to consume drugs. The war on drugs is morally bankrupt.

Tags: War, Wrong  ✍ Author: Larry Elder

It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do.

Tags: Hate, Making  ✍ Author: Danny Elfman

There's so much talk about the drug generation and songs about drugs. That's stupid. They aren't songs about drugs; they're about life.

Tags: Life, Talk  ✍ Author: Cass Elliot

I'm young but I'm not stupid.

Tags: Young  ✍ Author: Abby Elliott

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Tags: Blessings, Friendship  ✍ Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Tags: Dumb, Ugly  ✍ Author: Eminem

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.

Tags: Here, Kids  ✍ Author: Eminem

If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.

Tags: Foolish, Thought  ✍ Author: Nora Ephron

My mum's always on at me to have children and blames 'that stupid stage thing you do' for me not already having a family.

Tags: Children, Family  ✍ Author: Paloma Faith

I wish I was more stupid because I'm either completely ecstatic and joyous and absolutely high as a kite or I'm a bit morbid. There's never anything in between.

Tags: Between, Wish  ✍ Author: Paloma Faith

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

Tags: Accept, May  ✍ Author: Anna Faris

It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.

Tags: Sometimes  ✍ Author: Colin Farrell

The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality.

Tags: Ashamed, Enough  ✍ Author: Rainer Werner Fassbinder

Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.

Tags: Color, Might  ✍ Author: Jules Feiffer

People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I'm stupid, and that's hard.

Tags: Hard, Nature  ✍ Author: Rebecca Ferguson

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.

Tags: Pretty, Rude  ✍ Author: Sky Ferreira

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.

Tags: Enough, Husband  ✍ Author: Megan Fox

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Tags: Hard, Work  ✍ Author: Benjamin Franklin

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

Tags: Fool, Peace  ✍ Author: Hans-Georg Gadamer

I went on television and I wouldn't say a word; I feel so stupid when I watch them again.

Tags: Again, Word  ✍ Author: Charlotte Gainsbourg

There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

Tags: After, Life  ✍ Author: Zach Galifianakis

You can only be stupid when you're young.

Tags: Young  ✍ Author: Peter Gallagher

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college.

Tags: Freedom, Money  ✍ Author: John Gardner

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct.

Tags: Conduct, Reason  ✍ Author: John Gavin

I'm floating between multiple media. I really wish you could buy the hardcover book and it would come with the digital download and audible version. I spend stupid amounts of money because I'm usually buying my books in at least two formats.

Tags: Book, Money  ✍ Author: Atul Gawande

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Tags: Intelligence, Smart  ✍ Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Sitting here now today, I can forgive a lot of the English people because it only takes a hand full of bad people to do something stupid like that and it can make the whole country look bad.

Tags: Bad, Today  ✍ Author: Marvin Hagler

David Lee Roth had the idea that if you covered a successful song, you were half way home. C'mon - Van Halen doing 'Dancing in the Streets'? It was stupid. I started feeling like I would rather bomb playing my own songs than be successful playing someone else's music.

Tags: Home, Music  ✍ Author: Eddie Van Halen

I used to have the most visceral response to having my photo taken. I felt like instantly bursting into tears and running out of the room. I hated all the attention, which is such a stupid thing for an actor to say.

Tags: Attention, Used  ✍ Author: Rebecca Hall

I quite enjoy cooking but I'm not consistent. I can't follow the recipe book. If something goes well, I'll never make it again, which is completely stupid. It's a one-shot kind of deal.

Tags: Book, Enjoy  ✍ Author: Rebecca Hall

As human beings, we are the only organisms that create for the sheer stupid pleasure of doing so. Whether it's laying out a garden, composing a new tune on the piano, writing a bit of poetry, manipulating a digital photo, redecorating a room, or inventing a new chili recipe - we are happiest when we are creating.

Tags: Human, Poetry  ✍ Author: Ayumi Hamasaki

It is a lonely existence to be a child with a disability which no-one can see or understand, you exasperate your teachers, you disappoint your parents, and worst of all you know that you are not just stupid.

Tags: Lonely, Parents  ✍ Author: Susan Hampshire

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Tags: Love, Sense  ✍ Author: Chelsea Handler

What I like are films that take me seriously, that don't treat me as more stupid than I am.

Tags: Seriously, Treat  ✍ Author: Michael Haneke

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.

Tags: Regret, Sense  ✍ Author: Katharine Hepburn

How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart?

Tags: Smart  ✍ Author: Lou Holtz

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

Tags: Hell, Paradise  ✍ Author: Victor Hugo

The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.

Tags: Biggest  ✍ Author: Billy Idol

If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid.

Tags: Album, Face  ✍ Author: Enrique Iglesias

I don't like being lied to, so I only lie about the stupid things. White lies, basically.

Tags: Lie, Lies  ✍ Author: Enrique Iglesias

When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.

Tags: Angry, Wrong  ✍ Author: Chris Isaak

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

Tags: Love, Stuff  ✍ Author: Jessie J

I don't want people mistreating me. I found out when you're vulnerable and your heart's open, then people step on you. You're really stupid for letting that happen. And the only way to counteract that is to be like Wolfman Jack. Because if you do nice, kind things for people, then how are they going to mess you over?

Tags: Heart, Nice  ✍ Author: Wolfman Jack

You can't hold the record forever, and I know that. I'm not stupid.

Tags: Forever, Hold  ✍ Author: Janet Jackson

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

Tags: Hate, Time  ✍ Author: Joshua Jackson

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?

Tags: Film, Write  ✍ Author: Victoria Jackson

I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.

Tags: Fight, Game  ✍ Author: LeBron James

We've demonstrated a strong track record of being very disciplined with the use of our cash. We don't let it burn a hole in our pocket, we don't allow it to motivate us to do stupid acquisitions. And so I think that we'd like to continue to keep our powder dry, because we do feel that there are one or more strategic opportunities in the future.

Tags: Future, Strong  ✍ Author: Steve Jobs

The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.

Tags: Genius, Media  ✍ Author: Kato Kaelin

The dull and stupid have a much easier time of it.

Tags: Dull, Time  ✍ Author: William Kapell

I tend to not only read reviews, but also every little stupid thing online. It's a very bad idea, and there's a lot of angry people in the world. And it's weird to absorb all that weirdness.

Tags: Angry, Bad  ✍ Author: Charlie Kaufman

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

Tags: God, Life  ✍ Author: Jiddu Krishnamurti

I always feel stupid giving advice since I've been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don't click.

Tags: Advice, Giving  ✍ Author: Nick Lachey

At first, I was scared to show fear because you can never be sure how people will perceive you. But I dared myself to do that, to stand out. Now I'll talk about being beaten up or robbed or making a stupid decision because of a girl or whatever.

Tags: Fear, Girl  ✍ Author: Kendrick Lamar

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Tags: Girl, Stand  ✍ Author: Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Tags: Funny, Girl  ✍ Author: Hedy Lamarr

More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.

Tags: Else, Society  ✍ Author: Brian Lamb

I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.

Tags: Old, Used  ✍ Author: Bernie Mac

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

Tags: Clever, Poor  ✍ Author: Norm MacDonald