All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.

I rob banks for a living, what do you do?

My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

No; small timers get into it, and ruin it for everyone.

Now nobody get nervous, you ain't got nothing to fear. You're being robbed by the John Dillinger Gang, that's the best there is!

OK, boys; let's go make a withdrawal.

These few dollars you lose here today are going to buy you stories to tell your children and great-grandchildren. This could be one of the big moments in your life; don't make it your last!

They're not going to get me.