Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.