If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

Acting is a form of confession.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.