A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Tags: Love, Marriage, Married
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Tags: Divorce, Funny, Keep
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Tags: Getting, Love, Marriage
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Tags: Keep, Leave, Time
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Tags: Call, Everyone, Remember
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Tags: Divorced, Him, Until
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Tags: Enough, Give, Him
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Tags: Fires, Husbands, Unattended
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Tags: Diamonds, Enough, Give
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Tags: Apart, Husbands, Mean
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Tags: Married, Sex
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Tags: Love, Men, Women
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Tags: Great, House, Keep
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Tags: Love, Loved, Strength
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Tags: Alone, Bed, Sleep
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Tags: Girl, Men, Smart
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Tags: Divorce, Gave, Generous
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
Tags: Name, Remember, Started
Macho does not prove mucho.
Tags: Macho, Prove