Duck Quotes

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.

I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.

When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.

He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen.