Golf Ball Quotes

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours.

Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.