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I still don't get golf.

 ✍ Author: Lance Armstrong

I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.

Tags: Quiet  ✍ Author: Mario Balotelli

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

Tags: Growing  ✍ Author: Yogi Berra

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Tags: Playing, Sports  ✍ Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton

Forty percent of the United States drains into the Mississippi. It's agriculture. It's golf courses. It's domestic runoff from our lawns and roads. Ultimately, where does it go? Downstream into the gulf.

Tags: Percent, United  ✍ Author: Sylvia Earle

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

Tags: America, Days  ✍ Author: Edward VIII

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

Tags: Great, Playing  ✍ Author: Kenny G

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

Tags: Bring, Larceny  ✍ Author: Paul Gallico

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Tags: Sports, Time  ✍ Author: Billy Graham

Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together.

Tags: Social, Together  ✍ Author: Mia Hamm

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

Tags: Him, Hire  ✍ Author: Lou Holtz

New Zealand has a great reputation in America for golf.

Tags: America, Great  ✍ Author: Hale Irwin

Yes, I applied a lot of what I did in football to golf.

Tags: Football, Yes  ✍ Author: Hale Irwin

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

Tags: Past, Time  ✍ Author: Bo Jackson

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

Tags: Working  ✍ Author: Robert Jackson

I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.

Tags: Liverpool, Run  ✍ Author: Robert Jackson

I play golf - badly.

Tags: Badly  ✍ Author: J. A. Jance

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

Tags: Best, Sports  ✍ Author: Roger Kahn

A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's a sport that they can't be involved in.

Tags: Lazy, Rich  ✍ Author: Shia LaBeouf

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

Tags: Film, Pretty  ✍ Author: Shia LaBeouf

Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to interact with us.

Tags: Action, Here  ✍ Author: Bernhard Langer

But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general.

Tags: Guys, Happy  ✍ Author: Bernhard Langer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Tags: Feeling, Medical  ✍ Author: Groucho Marx

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

Tags: Good, Impossible  ✍ Author: H. L. Mencken

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?

Tags: Give, Music  ✍ Author: Willie Nelson
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I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.

Tags: Favorite, Place  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.

Tags: Hard, Standards  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.

Tags: Design, Work  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

See, as much as I love the game, golf was my vehicle to competition. And I love to compete.

Tags: Game, Love  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

Tags: Game, Maladies  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

Did you know there's probably more golf played in Iceland than most places in the world? They play 24 hours a day in the summertime and the northern part is warmer than the southern part.

Tags: Hours, Played  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

Tags: Trying, Win  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

Tags: Behave, Kid  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Tags: Game, Played  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship; we have to respect its traditions and its rules.

Tags: Game, Respect  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

Tags: Seen, Sports  ✍ Author: Jack Nicklaus

I'll watch golf while I work out. I'm your average golf fan.

Tags: While, Work  ✍ Author: Terry O\'Quinn

When I find a golf course or a restaurant or a market that I like, that's pretty much exclusively where I go.

Tags: Market, Pretty  ✍ Author: Terry O\'Quinn

I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.

Tags: Fact, Somebody  ✍ Author: Arnold Palmer

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Tags: Endlessly, Simple  ✍ Author: Arnold Palmer

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

Tags: Break, Goal  ✍ Author: Arnold Palmer

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

Tags: Ball, Hit  ✍ Author: Mike Quade

I'm not interested in a film about golf but I am interested in golf as a metaphor.

Tags: Film, Interested  ✍ Author: Robert Redford

Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.

Tags: Become, Perfect  ✍ Author: Robert Redford

I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.

Tags: Close, Life  ✍ Author: B. Carroll Reece

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.

Tags: Best, Yourself  ✍ Author: B. Carroll Reece

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Tags: Liars, Tax  ✍ Author: Will Rogers

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Tags: Anyone, Enjoy  ✍ Author: Andy Rooney

I've been into golf, trying to get into the gym to stay somewhat fit. I've got two boys now, they're active kids.

Tags: Kids, Trying  ✍ Author: Pete Sampras

I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be competitive and just have fun with each other - those always make the most memorable dates!

Tags: Fun, Whether  ✍ Author: Aimee Teegarden

I like to play snooker, golf as well.

 ✍ Author: John Terry

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

Tags: Bad, Great  ✍ Author: Harry Vardon

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Tags: Plenty, Sports  ✍ Author: Harry Vardon

To play well you must feel tranquil and at peace. I have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Tags: Lose, Peace  ✍ Author: Harry Vardon

Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.

Tags: Lots  ✍ Author: Camilo Villegas

One thing that golf teaches you is humility.

Tags: Humility, Teaches  ✍ Author: Robert Wagner

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

Tags: Almost, Law  ✍ Author: H. G. Wells

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Tags: Round, Sports  ✍ Author: William Wordsworth

On the average, I don't spend more than 15 minutes in the car - to go to the golf course or the gym. And that's the only time I listen to the radio.

Tags: Car, Time  ✍ Author: Dweezil Zappa

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Tags: Eye, Talk  ✍ Author: Fuzzy Zoeller

My parents didn't play golf.

Tags: Parents  ✍ Author: Amy Alcott

What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes.

Tags: Great, Makes  ✍ Author: Amy Alcott

You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you.

Tags: Good, Great  ✍ Author: Amy Alcott

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

Tags: Full, Rather  ✍ Author: Ted Allen

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

Tags: Dog, Walk  ✍ Author: Princess Anne

Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

Tags: Attention, Money  ✍ Author: Marc Anthony

I always say golf's a really good exposer of a player's personality.

Tags: Good, Player  ✍ Author: Stuart Appleby

I certainly don't think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.

Tags: Fine, Help  ✍ Author: Stuart Appleby

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy.

 ✍ Author: George Archer

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Tags: Awkward, Result  ✍ Author: Tommy Armour

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Tags: Anybody, Today  ✍ Author: Dave Barry

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Tags: Far, Playing  ✍ Author: Dave Barry

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.

Tags: Fun, Time  ✍ Author: Mario Batali

I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

Tags: Car, Top  ✍ Author: Ed Begley, Jr.

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.

Tags: Game, Practice  ✍ Author: Patty Berg

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Tags: Noticed, Sports  ✍ Author: David Bolinsky

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.

Tags: Fish, Living  ✍ Author: Julius Boros

I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me. It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.

Tags: Family, Name  ✍ Author: Terry Bradshaw

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Tags: Stand, Television  ✍ Author: David Brenner

I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as easily over an early breakfast.

Tags: Business, Takes  ✍ Author: Eli Broad

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.

Tags: Decent, Life  ✍ Author: Jack Buck

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.

Tags: Dogs, Five  ✍ Author: Delta Burke

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.

Tags: Moved, Room  ✍ Author: Frank Butler

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

Tags: Gay, Real  ✍ Author: Adam Carolla

I know bugger all about golf.

 ✍ Author: Charlotte Church

I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.

Tags: Camping, Fishing  ✍ Author: Bryan Clay

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

Tags: Fairly, Near  ✍ Author: Perry Como

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.

Tags: Rather, Wonderful  ✍ Author: Sean Connery

Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.

Tags: Fun, Reasonably  ✍ Author: Fred Couples

I'm not very good in the rain. I don't wear a golf glove.

Tags: Good, Rain  ✍ Author: Fred Couples

Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of maybe 20, so it's a lot of work.

Tags: Great, Work  ✍ Author: Fred Couples

I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary Joe who plays golf very, very well.

Tags: Players, Seems  ✍ Author: Fred Couples

I've always - I grew up on the old-style traditional type of golf course, tree lined and all small greens, big undulations. And Oakmont just fit my eye.

Tags: Big, Small  ✍ Author: Paula Creamer

I've always said, the harder the golf course, the better I play.

Tags: Harder, Said  ✍ Author: Paula Creamer

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

Tags: Game, Place  ✍ Author: Ben Crenshaw

My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.

Tags: Surrender, Woeful  ✍ Author: Bing Crosby

It's really football, tennis, and golf that I watch other than hockey.

Tags: Football, Hockey  ✍ Author: Sidney Crosby

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.

Tags: Guy, Said  ✍ Author: Mac Davis

It is no secret that the Golf Foundation has had its difficulties.

Tags: Foundation, Secret  ✍ Author: Peter Dawson

There are some guys out here that can really play golf, but it has not been their focus for that long.

Tags: Focus, Here  ✍ Author: Trent Dilfer