Jean Kerr's Quotes
Biography of Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.Tags: Looking, Moving On, Start
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?Tags: Coffee, Hand, Start
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.Tags: Bad, Best, Making
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.Tags: Friendly, Good, Job
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?Tags: Beauty, Deep, Tired
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.Tags: Love, Marriage, Time
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.Tags: Baby, Noticed, Thereafter
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.Tags: Real, Sound, Time
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.Tags: Keep, Losing, Possible
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.Tags: Speak, Wish, Women
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.Tags: Himself, Outside, Speech
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.Tags: Animal, Eventually, Polite
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.Tags: Found, Living, Though
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.Tags: Diets, Seems, Wonderful
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.Tags: Failure, Great, Success
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.Tags: Feeling, Health, Morning
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessary think of chairs.Tags: Hear, Today, Word
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.Tags: Difficult, Lost, Mind
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