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John Barrymore's Quotes

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Born: 1970-01-01
Profession: Actor
Nation: American
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Tags: Door, Happiness, Often

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Tags: Dreams, Old, Place

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Tags: Life, Time, Women

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Tags: Beautiful, Girl, Love

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Tags: Sex, Time, Trouble

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Tags: End, Money, Why

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Tags: Alone, Good, Great

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Tags: Bad, Dare, Good

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

Tags: Die, Good, Living

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Tags: Drink, Tried, Yourself

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

Tags: Company, Finance, Vacuum

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

Tags: Boxing, Missing, She

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Tags: Thinking, Wife, Wisdom

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

Tags: Beautiful, Wife, Words

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Tags: America, Country, Lifetime

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Tags: Girl, Mother, Wife

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Tags: Realize, Short, Until

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Tags: Die, Happen, Him

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Tags: Food, Give, Morning

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

Tags: Free, Read, Wonder