Private Parts Quotes

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

The new fashion is to talk about the most private parts of your life; other fashion is to repent of your excesses and to criticize the drugs that made you happy in the other times.

I'm a very private person. I find it very daunting to have to give private parts of myself away to people, you know?

We all must educate children at the youngest ages that private parts are private, 'no' means no, and there is only one code of honor for everyone.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!