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Born: 1952-07-08
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Tags: Hate, Love, Vegetarian

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

Tags: Forest, Frustrated, Society

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

Tags: History, Past, Someone

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

Tags: High, School, Student

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Tags: Black, Him, Wrong

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

Tags: Convoluted, Exist

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Tags: Fail, Grace, Humor
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