I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

I'm no economist. I don't even play one on TV. I'm just a husband, a father, a taxpayer.

I'm saying it loud: I'm a Republican who supports gay rights.

I've spent the better part of my career in politics and public policy working on and fighting for education reforms.

If we cannot come together to pause, to respect our dead and the heroic lives of meaning they led, then ours is truly a civilization lost.

If you're a Democrat and 'The New York Times' is calling for your head, you know it's time for an exit strategy.

Immigration is the most explosive issue I've seen in my political career.

Immigration reform almost happened under President George W. Bush. Twice. And it was comprehensive.

In politics, not all lies are all lies. And not all truths are complete.

Infrastructure spending does not create immediate jobs, and more than half of those jobs will pull from the pool of the already employed.