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Robert Orben's Profile

Brief about Robert Orben: By info that we know Robert Orben was born at 1927-03-04. And also Robert Orben is American Entertainer.

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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Tags: Inflation, Savings

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Tags: Away, Fitness, Health

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Tags: Best, Girl, Heart

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Tags: Crisis, Fight, Humor

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Tags: Big, Happiness, Small

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Tags: Humor, Starts, Wildfire

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Tags: Concept, God, Used

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

Tags: Chance, Good, Guy

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

Tags: Comedy, Secret, Writing

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Tags: Minds, Off, Tv

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Tags: Bust, General, Luck

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Tags: Humor, Mean, Remember

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Tags: Food, Funny, Health

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Tags: Graduation, Students, Success

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Tags: America, Business, Work

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Tags: Children, Funny, Hand

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Tags: Vacation

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Tags: America, Morning, Work

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Tags: Life, Mother, Society

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Tags: Blame, Computers, Human
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