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Tim Allen's Profile

Brief about Tim Allen: By info that we know Tim Allen was born at 1953-06-13. And also Tim Allen is American Comedian.

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In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

Tags: Experience, Time, Wonderful

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

Tags: Car, Men, Women

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

Tags: Beautiful, Nice, Real

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Tags: Best, Friendship, Humor

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Tags: Funny, Good, Men

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Tags: Dating, End, Women

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

Tags: Stress, Until

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Tags: Far, Him, Said

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Tags: Fair, Mean, Place

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Tags: Care, Men, Mom

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

Tags: Children, Drive, Motorcycle

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Tags: Good, Liar, Positive

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Tags: Bad, Men, Pigs

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tags: End, Trust, Woman

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

Tags: Men, Women, Work

I do a lot of family shows.

Tags: Family, Shows

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

Tags: Best, Democracy, Understand

I have a thing for tools.

Tags: Tools

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

Tags: Child, Good, She

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

Tags: Father, Kid, Losing
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