Liar Quotes

Success has always been a great liar.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

A liar should have a good memory.

It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory.

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy.

I'm more of an exaggerator than a liar.

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I was a good liar as a child.

I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.

'Pathological liar' is absolutely the toughest individual to deal with as a psychiatrist. Because you can't take anything they say at face value. And you can't, you know, fill in their personality. You don't know what's real and what's not.

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide.

It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying that margarine was the same as motherhood, people would think I was a liar.

I've earned all these years on my face. I don't want to be a liar if in five or 10 years I do get some Botox, but needles in the face scare me, so I don't really know if I am ever going to do that.

A man of such obvious and exemplary charm must be a liar.

As a pastor and as a dad, I want my son to know I tell the truth. He can read the book. He knows if I exaggerated or if I didn't. My son is forever gonna believe that I'm an honest person or I'm a liar by what I wrote in that book, because he can read.

I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.

The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.

The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.

Anyone who says they're not afraid at the time of a hurricane is either a fool or a liar, or a little bit of both.

A liar is always lavish of oaths.

I'm not a liar.

I'm a really bad liar.

Well, I think any actor can probably identify with being a professional liar. You don't always look at yourself that way, but I know a lot of days I do.

Hey, I fool the camera. I'm a liar, a magician.

I have never lied about my relationship with Bill Clinton. The only proven liar, at this point, and the only admitted liar, is Bill Clinton; not Gennifer Flowers, not Kathleen Willey, not Paula Jones and not Monica Lewinsky, at this point. He is the only proven liar.

Let me tell you this, if I had wanted to have a library of audio and videotapes of Bill Clinton, I could have had that. And after I was accused of being a liar, I wished that I had of.

I'd be a liar if I said I had a normal family.

As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.

I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.

He never admitted anything, even on his deathbed. He was a deluded liar. If it weren't for my father, I don't think I would be so open. So that's a huge blessing.

There are people who cannot forget, as neither do I, the lesson of the years of the Indochina War. Which was, first, that the state is capable of being a murderer. A mass murderer, and a conspirator and a liar.

Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.

I'd rather not have anything than be a liar.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

It is cycling as a professional sport that represents the problem. It can transform someone into a liar.

Let me get you to understand I don't bully anybody. I stand up for what I believe in and I'm very honest and I always tell the truth. I'm not a liar, I'm not manipulative and I don't stab you in your back because I will stab you in your chest.

I believe I am a person with unusual talents. I think I'd be a liar or stupid if I were to deny that.

I once called the head of a network a liar. In hindsight, I should have called him an incompetent liar.

I'm a really bad liar. My mom finds out every time, especially now that she's got Facebook.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

There was a scene cut out of 'Big Fat Liar' (2002) where I had to wear a dress. This may sound kind of weird, but I really enjoyed shooting that scene.

I'm a really rotten liar. Generally, if I've tried to pull off a lie, it hasn't worked out to my advantage.

I must be true to myself within my music or I would be a liar.

I think anybody who bets on horses and says they win is probably a liar.

I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now.

Growing up with three brothers and three sisters, I was the storyteller of the family... what my mother called 'The Liar.'

A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.

To be able to write a play a man must be sensitive, imaginative, naive, gullible, passionate; he must be something of an imbecile, something of a poet, something of a liar, something of a damn fool.

I'm see-through. And I'm the worst liar of all time.

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

Men should pledge themselves to nothing; for reflection makes a liar of their resolution.

I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.

Anybody who claims to read the entire paper every day is either the world's fastest reader or the world's biggest liar.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is another liar... I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.

I would be a liar if I said it wouldn't be lovely and soothing - that's the word - to have a hit single or a hit album.

'Let God be true but every man a liar' is the language of true faith.

When you're a liar, a person of low moral fortitude, really any explanation you need to be true can be true. Especially if you're smart enough. You can figure out a way to justify anything.