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Born: 1934-10-02
Profession: Athlete
Nation: American
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Tags: Ability, Earth, Else

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

Tags: Boss, Done, Him

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Tags: Ability, Ease, Ill

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Tags: Become, Election, Lose

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Tags: Her, Wife, Work

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Tags: Sell, Tell, Woman

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Tags: Longer, Taking, Vacation

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Tags: Gossip, Hear, Someone

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Tags: Baseball, Game, Simply

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Tags: Able, May, Medical

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Tags: Alive, Car, Try

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Tags: Failure, Matter, Success

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Tags: Enough, Ignore, Snow

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Tags: Call, Duty, Temptation

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Tags: Future, Here, Money

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Tags: Fool, Money, Remember

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Tags: Again, Experience, Mistake

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

Tags: Baseball, Game, Parents

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Tags: Art, Courage, Death

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Tags: Sign, Write

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Tags: Gift, May, Woman

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Tags: Blood, High, Pressure

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Tags: Debt, Love, Married

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.

Tags: Happen, Tomorrow, Why

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Tags: Discovered, May, Money

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Tags: Communication, May, Science
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Tags: Parents, Stress, Today

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Tags: Him, Honest, Phone

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Tags: Him, Honest, Telephone

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Tags: Car, Family, Home

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Tags: Age, Expect, Later