Married Quotes

I don't sleep with happily married men.

I met Peter Sellers when I was 21 and we got married ten days later. He was not right mentally, but I hung in there for four years before I left.

I can't say whether or not I'll ever get married again, but I'm open to the possibility.

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

I have a lot of admiration for people who've been in relationships a long time, married for years.

Whatever you are, you have the right to get married.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right out of college.

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.

My mother's been married many, many times and grew up believing in love like that. It's remarkable.

I'd definitely like more kids when I'm older. And I think I'm like every woman in that I'd like to get married one day.

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper.

Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I've never felt any particular desire to be married.

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

Being married to a daughter of India is a natural complement of my being in this country for 30 years. My roots are very much in this country, even though I remain a Westerner.

Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

I don't need to be married, but I feel married.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

Just because you're of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want.

I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do.

I want to have kids. I want to get married. That is still very important to me.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.

Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support.

First and foremost, I married for love.

I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.

I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage.

When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.

If somebody has never been married, they don't know compromise.

I grew up at 'All My Children;' I got married, had a daughter and made life-long friends there!

We're planning on being married for a long, long time.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

The way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose.

I'm married to my best friend!

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

We abstained from having sex until we got married.

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.

When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.

My vanity is I'm terribly romantic! But being married is lovely.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

I'm married. Who cares about me?

I've been able to look at the world differently from three continents practically. I've always lived between India and the U.S. When I married Mahmood I became a daughter-in-law of Africa. That really changed my worldview. I can see it from so many perspectives.

I'd rather go to Vietnam than get married.

I've always said I'm going to get married only once.

When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.

Getting married and settling down isn't the most important thing in my life.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

I married a woman who's not going to take anything. No slips. She's very accountable, and she holds me very accountable.

If you want to find somebody and you want to be married and you want to have children, don't make it a rock star.

President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

Because I'm married and have kids, I feel like I sometimes get pegged as a choirboy or something, but I wouldn't exactly describe myself that way.

I would rather have gotten married than have a Hollywood contract.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped.

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.