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Born: 1945-03-14
Profession: Comedian
Nation: English
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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

Tags: Best, Laughter, Pretty

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Tags: Radio, Tell, Today

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Tags: Happiness, Simply, Unhappy

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

Tags: Class, Comedy, Idea

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

Tags: Business, Genius, Money

All I know is that as an audience member, I am less and less inclined to go to the theater.

Tags: Audience, Less, Theater

I don't believe that narrative works when it's trying to teach a lesson or speak a factual truth.

Tags: Speak, Truth, Trying

Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored.

Tags: Bored, History, Show
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