Jimmy Durante's Quotes

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

The problem with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than their minds.

Must all of them and their families be physically abolished? Of course not? They must be 'liquidated' or melted in the hot fire of exile and labor into the proletarian masses.