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Born: 1946-10-20
Profession: Writer
Nation: American
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Tags: Football, Game, Life

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

Tags: Southern

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Tags: Difficult, Thoughts, While

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Tags: Give, Marriage, Woman

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Tags: Attitude, Call, Dog

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

Tags: Change, Mean, Understand

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

Tags: Forgive, Mistakes, Trying

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Tags: Changes, Dog, Lead

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.

Tags: Forgive, Mistakes, Trying

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Tags: Alone, Family, Small

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Tags: Dog, Life, Team

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Tags: Again, Give, Woman

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes.

Tags: Changes, Dog, View

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Tags: Sex, Since, Women

Show business is my life.

Tags: Business, Life, Show

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