Mark Roberts's Quotes

In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.

Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.

One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.

I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.

When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.

I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.

I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.

It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.

Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.

The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.

Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.

We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.

You have to really think about things before you do them.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.