Uncle Quotes

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains.

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.

My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.

My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters.

My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard.