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Bill Vaughan's Profile

Brief about Bill Vaughan: By info that we know Bill Vaughan was born at 1915-10-08. And also Bill Vaughan is American Journalist.

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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Tags: Funny, Happiness, Money

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Tags: Age, Year, Youth

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Tags: Patriotism, Real, System

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Tags: Old, Until, Year

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Tags: America, Democracy, Fight

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

Tags: Fun, Old, Small

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Tags: Fitness, Lasts, Muscles

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Tags: Love, Poor, Tax

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Tags: Another, Hates, Worse

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

Tags: Game, Good, Life

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Tags: After, Society, Trees

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Tags: Baseball, Business, Women

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Tags: Everybody, Last, Politics

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Tags: Money, Nice, Poor

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

Tags: Disappears, Prediction, Prophets

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Tags: Gratitude, Hope, Remember

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

Tags: After, Society, Work

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Tags: Learned, Remember, Time

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Tags: Learn, Learned, Wrong

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Tags: Endangered, Fine, While
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