Everybody hates critics.

First, when I was 12, I saw a Spanish girl jumping rope. I never saw her face, but it was still the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen.

I think I know it all, relatively speaking.

I voted for President Bush, I voted for President Clinton, and, although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.

I was never interested in being a rock star. I always wanted to be Boris Karloff.

I've always been anti-marriage for men until they become mature. As a species we don't mature until we're in our 60s.

If someone likes you, they'll buy what you're selling, whether or not they need it.

If you look at the CEOs of some the most successful companies in the world like IKEA, they never fly first class. They always go economy.

James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.

Live and think like a poor man and you'll always be OK.

Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

Television and comic books are, and continue to be, probably the biggest influence in my life. It's the biggest influence on everybody's life.

The root of all evil isn't money; rather, it's not having enough money.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.

I refuse to stand up in front of a rabbi and my friends and the woman I love - who I will tell you I can love with all my heart - and promise she will be the only one I will ever have until the day I die. That's a lie.

I want to do everything. I want to be the president, I want to learn Tae Kwan Do, I want to climb mountains. I'm always bugged by the notion that I can't do everything.