Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

I like comedy as a group sport.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I really love laughing.

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.