Milton Berle's Profile
Brief about Milton Berle: By info that we know Milton Berle was born at 1908-07-12. And also Milton Berle is American Comedian.Milton Berle's quotation" section for more.
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.Tags: Cannot, Far, Rather
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.Tags: Him, Television, Watching
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.Tags: Laugh
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.Tags: Bread, Goes, White
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?Tags: Income, Says, Tax
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.Tags: Husband, Sixth, Supposed