Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else.

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.