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Will Rogers's Profile

Brief about Will Rogers: By info that we know Will Rogers was born at 1970-01-01. And also Will Rogers is American Actor.

Some Will Rogers's quotes. Goto "Will Rogers's quotation" section for more.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Tags: Ashamed, Gossip, Town

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Tags: Good, Learning, Money

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Tags: Best, Job, Morning

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Tags: Country, Minds, Needs

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Tags: Party, Politics, Worse

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Tags: Difference, Makes, Opinion

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Tags: Everybody, Ignorant, Subjects

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Tags: Best, Life, Serious

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Tags: Mess, Stupidity, Why

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Tags: Baby, Country, Government

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Tags: Open, Ought, Season

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Tags: Ignorance, Papers, Read

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Tags: America, Education, Ignorance

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Tags: Argument, Changed, Minds

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Tags: Dislike, Gossip, Time

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Tags: Finance, Goes, Good

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Tags: Art, Money, Spend

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Tags: Best, Happens, May

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Tags: Expected, Funny, Places

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

Tags: Both, Left, Moved